YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR GREEK WHEN---
You have a cousin called Jim.
You say "sick" every thirty seconds
There are no such things as a girl - there's only "chicks"
You wear or at least own a gold chunky bracelet.
Garlic is considered a main meal.
Olive oil is like a drug - you can't survive without it.
You don't know half your relatives.
You have a wedding at least twice a year.
An uncle's wife's third cousin relates you to a friend.
You or at least most of your uncles own a spit.
You wear sunglasses at night and consider it normal.
There is no five o'clock shadow - it's a five o'clock beard.
You consider soccer the eighth wonder of the world.
Your cheeks receive their weekly work out every time you visit an aunt.
You have a shrine dedicated to Diego Maradona
Your last name ends with: s, opolous, os, as, or is
Your last name consists of the entire alphabet.
You have a relation called Maria, Mario or Michael, Con, George or Bill.
You tell your parents you're seeing someone and they start sending out wedding invitations.
You're home an hour late and you're already listed as a missing person.
You're Dad has those old Greek tapes in the car, and plays them on family drives. Especially in the vicinity of attractive members of the opposite sex.
You break a leg, and your grandmother thinks your life is over.
You tell your parents you're having a party. They buy out the whole supermarket.
It doesn't matter if people can't hear what you're talking about - you talk so much with your hands that people know what you're on about anyway.
You go to a wedding, and take a fancy to one of the guests. Later you discover that the guest is somehow related to you.
You go to a wedding, and are introduced to cousins that you never knew existed.
As far as you're concerned, there's only one sporting goods company - Adidas
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