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    Συντονίστρια Το avatar του χρήστη vivtory1
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    A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

    She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he
    can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies,

    'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

    Now his mind travel s back to the only time he has ever
    been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper
    from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all
    my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt
    with wet celery???

    She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

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    Συντονίστρια Το avatar του χρήστη vivtory1
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    Holy Cow! Things are not what they appear to be.





    Guess the Nationality...




    Give up?







    H









    IT'S POLISH !!!!









    Okay, take a look...



    H

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    HOLY KIELBASA!!!!!!!






    GOTCHA!!
    Τελευταία επεξεργασία από το χρήστη vivtory1 : 17-09-08 στις 19:47

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    Peri ΦΗΜΟΣ Το avatar του χρήστη piscesau2000
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    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double -pane energy enficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

    Hellloooo, Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So,I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!


    Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

    He never called back.

    I bet he felt like an idiot.
    *~*Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.*~*

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    Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double -pane energy enficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

    Hellloooo, Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So,I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!


    Helllooooo? It's been a year! I told him. There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.

    He never called back.

    I bet he felt like an idiot.

    kalo.....even though I am not blonde, you think it might work for me if I tried it with my car salesman??... he had told me that the car will pay for itself, with all the money I will be saving from the low gas milage... maybe I should stop sending my payments every month...xm....

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    Peri ΧΑΡΗΣ Το avatar του χρήστη kahty
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    10 Reasons why Greeks can't be Terrorists!!

    8:45am is too early for us to be up.
    We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
    Pretty people on the plane distract us.
    We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
    Food and drinks were on the plane.
    We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
    We would all want to fly the plane.
    We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
    We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
    We would have put the Greek flag on the windshield.


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    Peri ΠΛΑΝΩΜΕΝΟΣ Το avatar του χρήστη AnnaMaria85
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    8:45am is too early for us to be up.
    We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
    Pretty people on the plane distract us.
    We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
    Food and drinks were on the plane.
    We talk with our hands, we would have put our weapons down.
    We would all want to fly the plane.
    We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
    We would have told everyone a week before doing it.
    We would have put the Greek flag on the windshield.

    true hee?

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    Συντονίστρια Το avatar του χρήστη vivtory1
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    Quote for the day'

    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
    So - if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.

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    Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates
    based on the following three conditions:
    1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.
    2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.
    3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.

    One day, a British walks in and slaps a $100 note on
    the table. So they go out and did it on the grass.

    Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table.
    So they go for the couch and do it on there.

    At the end of the day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table....

    Happy from seeing the money the prostitute says, "Wow,... you've got some class".

    The Greek responds,
    "Class my ass morie poutana... Three times on the grass."
    «Η ψυχή που μπορεί να μιλήσει με τα μάτια, μπορεί και να φιλήσει με το βλέμμα»
    Δεν με πειράζει να πηγαίνω για δουλειά αλλά αυτή η 8ώρη αναμονή για να πάω σπίτι με σκοτώνει .
    Mofeu Ανανεωμένο : http://www.mofeu.eu/forum/forum.php

    Είσαι στο μυαλό κάτι μαγικό :

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    💢 🌙 💜 💢 Το avatar του χρήστη Phaedra
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    Quote for the day'

    Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
    If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
    If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
    If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
    She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.'
    So - if you give her crap, you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.

    Yeahhh, I really liked this one ...... !!!!

    So, boys.... watch out....

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