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    Peri ΦΗΜΟΣ Το avatar του χρήστη piscesau2000
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    YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR GREEK WHEN---

    You have a cousin called Jim.

    You say "sick" every thirty seconds

    There are no such things as a girl - there's only "chicks"

    You wear or at least own a gold chunky bracelet.

    Garlic is considered a main meal.

    Olive oil is like a drug - you can't survive without it.

    You don't know half your relatives.

    You have a wedding at least twice a year.

    An uncle's wife's third cousin relates you to a friend.

    You or at least most of your uncles own a spit.

    You wear sunglasses at night and consider it normal.

    There is no five o'clock shadow - it's a five o'clock beard.

    You consider soccer the eighth wonder of the world.

    Your cheeks receive their weekly work out every time you visit an aunt.

    You have a shrine dedicated to Diego Maradona

    Your last name ends with: s, opolous, os, as, or is

    Your last name consists of the entire alphabet.

    You have a relation called Maria, Mario or Michael, Con, George or Bill.

    You tell your parents you're seeing someone and they start sending out wedding invitations.

    You're home an hour late and you're already listed as a missing person.

    You're Dad has those old Greek tapes in the car, and plays them on family drives. Especially in the vicinity of attractive members of the opposite sex.

    You break a leg, and your grandmother thinks your life is over.

    You tell your parents you're having a party. They buy out the whole supermarket.

    It doesn't matter if people can't hear what you're talking about - you talk so much with your hands that people know what you're on about anyway.

    You go to a wedding, and take a fancy to one of the guests. Later you discover that the guest is somehow related to you.

    You go to a wedding, and are introduced to cousins that you never knew existed.

    As far as you're concerned, there's only one sporting goods company - Adidas

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    *~*Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.*~*

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    💢 🌙 💜 💢 Το avatar του χρήστη Phaedra
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    💢 🌙 💜 💢 Το avatar του χρήστη Phaedra
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    ....check it out... i loved it


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    Peri ΦΗΜΟΣ Το avatar του χρήστη piscesau2000
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    A girl lives on the 4th floor of an apartment and even though it is a fairly good neighborhood, she has been having trouble with a Peeping Tom that lives next door.

    Every time she went out on her balcony to catch a bit of sun while wearing her bikini, this Peeping Tom looks over from his balcony as soon as she removes her top and stares at her.

    She has complained to the superintendent about this Peeping Tom, but he says she must have positive proof before he can do a thing --

    She FINALLY got a picture of him while he was staring at her. ... ->




    Jack is a 10-year-old orange-and-white tabby.

    And when the 15-pound cat spotted the bear in a neighbor's yard last Sunday, the clawless kitty took action.

    The bear scurried up a tree and eyed the cat for 10 to 15 minutes, while Jack stared and hissed from the ground.

    The bruin inched its way down before jumping off and running away.

    But Jack chased the bear into the brush and up another tree.

    That's when Jack's owner realized what was happening and called her cat inside.

    *~*Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.*~*

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    Συντονίστρια Το avatar του χρήστη vivtory1
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    A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of
    first graders using a bowl of lifesavers. (lifesavers are round candy with a hole in the middle).

    The children began to
    say:

    Red......................Cherry

    Yellow..................Lemon

    Green...................Lime

    Orange..................Orange

    Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After
    eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

    "Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may
    sometimes call your father."

    One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her lifesaver
    and yelled, "Oh, my God ", They're ass-holes."

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    Peri ΦΗΜΟΣ Το avatar του χρήστη piscesau2000
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    *~*Sometimes the Lord calms the storm. Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.*~*

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    Συντονίστρια Το avatar του χρήστη vivtory1
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    Once again the kids have all the answers


    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

    MARIA: Here it is.

    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

    CLASS: Maria.


    ____________________________________


    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on
    the floor?

    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.


    __________________________________________



    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

    TEACHER: No, that's wrong

    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.


    ____________________________________________



    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

    TEACHER: What are you talking about?

    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    __________________________________



    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that
    we didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE: Me!

    __________________________________________




    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


    _______________________________________



    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

    MILLIE: I is...

    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

    MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
    alphabet."

    _________________________________



    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
    father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do
    you know why his father didn't p unish him?

    LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.

    ______________________________________


    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers
    before eating?

    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    ____________________ __________


    TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
    same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.

    ___________________________________


    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on
    talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD: A teacher

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    💢 🌙 💜 💢 Το avatar του χρήστη Phaedra
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    ...haha, "a little child and a crazy man always tell the truth"

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